WICKEDNESS!!! ISIS gone naughts prepares suicidal chicken

The depraved and dreaded terrorists' group, ISIS, is reported to be preparing bombings with chicken.  We are yet to verify the authenticity of the news. 

According to a post by Dailymail, ISIS jihadis operating in and around the city of Fallujah are said to be strapping the explosive belts to chickens, which are then encouraged to wander into enemy camps. This is referred to as 'suicide chikens'